Mar. 30th, 2011

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I swear, there is nothing in this world that makes me laugh as hard as a kink meme. I'm not dogging on any kinks here, it's more to do with the way people word their posts. Sometimes I laugh so hard I literally can't breathe.

Of course I'll give you an example!

One time, about a year ago, I discovered a Disney kink meme. I remember gawking at my screen for a few moments before I fumbled to click that fucking link. And I'm glad I did, because I never would have read the prompt that, to this day, provides me with utter amusement.

So, the prompt. It was for Beauty and the Beast; Belle uses Lumiere (the candle stick, if you'll recall) as a dildo, and GET THIS, while the Wardrobe watches.

I LOL'd so fucking hard I probably tore something.

'Cause here's the thing, right? Would Lumiere be LIT while this was going on? 'Cause that would hurt! And how would he breathe? "When I said be our guest, zis wazzen't what I meant!!!" And is the Wardrobe doing anything while she watches, or is she just awkwardly watching?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Sometimes I troll kink memes looking for a good laugh. It's just that people will ask for the greatest, zaniest, most hysterically worded prompts imaginable!

So what hysterical prompts have you come across on kink memes?

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