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But only 1 to tango
You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandross
I'm an equal opportunity lover:
I like the boys, the girls, the others.
Hell, apples and oranges - they're all fruits to me!
I like 'em big, I like 'em small
I like 'em tall, I like RuPaul,
I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul!
I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E
Twinkle toes, witness row
Got double X's and rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes
Cuz I got a V-to-the-A-G-I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S envy
Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo
I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos!
So you can pick one that's just your size
If not we'll go buy one that fits just right
We're all one love, two love
Saying queer love, het love --
Fagette, Athen Boys Choir
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