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May. 4th, 2011 08:27 pm
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Canada is now governed by a Conservative majority leadership. This means Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister, will have four years to irreparably damage our country until it is unrecognizable, and maybe then people will actually give a shit.

I don't understand how his party could be re-elected when they have undermined the Constitution time and time again. This party is pro-military. They want to spend money we don't have on fighter jets, and increase spending on crime even though crime rates have dropped. The party has slashed arts funding, as well as funding for women's groups, gay rights groups, and single-parent families.

I worry about the state of this country. How bad does it have to be for people to care? Will we wait until laws are changed to criminalize abortion? To have harsh sentences for smoking marijuana? To have the death penalty instated? I honestly don't think these are far stretches.

And we're going to get fixed election dates, which means we'll be stuck with a bullshit party instead of being able to call a goddamn election when we need one.

Maybe I'll move when I'm done with school.

fffff

Apr. 11th, 2011 11:34 pm
rockinhamburger: (Gorgeous Gaga)
I might lose my head before the week is over. I don't even know how I'm gonna make it to Friday at this point; there's so much to do with so little time to do it in, and I'd rather just sleep.

*whimper*

Mar. 10th, 2011 11:53 am
rockinhamburger: (Gorgeous Gaga)
went to the clinic tog get my throat checked out.

two and a half hours and 55$ later, the doctor's not sure if i have strep throat or mono. so i'm not supposed to take the antibiotics for the possible strep throat until they know for sure, and in the meantime i can't take more than five bites of food without finding myself on the verge of tears from the pain of swallowing.

i slept terribly last night, and there's no guarantee i'll sleep any better tonight. i'm also missing important classes while all this happens, so, you know... it's probably mono--the much more complicated option.

so hungry and thirsty and tired and weepy. put me out of my whining misery!

...

Jun. 4th, 2010 12:01 pm
rockinhamburger: (Cheeeeeks!)
HEY. HEY MILEY CYRUS. ~Stellar performance, bb!

Oh, hi double standard! Lovely to see you again.

*siiiigh*

May. 17th, 2010 10:58 am
rockinhamburger: (Gaga:)
Christina Aguilera: I don't think I could ever really be with a woman because that's a lot of... what do you call it? Guys have testosterone, girls have...? Yeah, there's a lot of estrogen and I'm a lot to deal with when it's the time of the month, so I can't imagine it times two. And, you know, I love dick. That I can't live without."


The sheer... amount... of stupid... is overwhelming!!


Hoooomygod. Mmkay.



Hi XTina.

First of all, men and women have testosterone and estrogen in their bodies. Men generally have higher levels of testosterone than women, and women generally have higher levels of estrogen than men, but men and women generally have both hormones in their bodies, for your information. You're welcome.

So, you're a lot to deal with at that time of the month? Oh, X-Tina, thank you for purporting that lovely stereotype about women. I can tell it was completely necessary for you to share that in a magazine interview, to establish loud and clear that you could never really be with a woman, you know, because women have periods and pesky PMS and estrogen; ugh so annoying. Plus, women don't have dicks. Can't live without the DICK.

There is so, so, so much wrong with what you've said here, XTina. Jesus Christ, woman, you're not a fucking teenager anymore; you're thirty years old! Maybe quit it with the "I ♥ dick!" and the unspoken, implied "BUT NOT VAGINAS - I AINT A LESBIAN. Don't be mistaken, I'm straight, or wait, I GO BOTH WAYS! (But I'm really straight, see? It's just IN right now to dig chicks, too. Still love dick... Did I mention I love dick?)"

Ugh. Just. Go away please.

Sincerely,
Me.
rockinhamburger: (Tough Little Shawn)
I should really get some sleep right about now. It's two in the morning, I'm exhausted, and yet I'm still sitting in front of my computer instead of getting some much-needed shuteye.

You know when you get that feeling in your throat? You know, where it starts to hurt to swallow and your nose starts to stuff up and you can just feel the fucking cold comin' on? Yeah, that's been the majority of my evening. I worked a few hours, and it was just fucking awful. I almost cried it was so frustrating. I just... hate calling assholes when I'm not feeling well. Why'd this have to start in the middle of my March Break? Fuck you, shitty immune system. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery.

(In case you're counting, this is Cold No. 2 of 2009.)

I am working a ~delightful six hour shift tomorrow, which should prove to be... oh, entirely nightmarish. There's only so many times I can hear, "Sorry, not interested", before I get the overwhelming, nearly irresisible urge to shout, "Yeah? You and everyone else I've talked to today, Fuckface. But you have a nice day anyway!" Fuck I hate my job. I can't wait for the summer when I can get a new one.



OH, AND CAN I JUST ASK WHY THE FUCK I HAVE TO STARE AT THIS GOOGLE RACHAELRAY ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT CURING WRINKLES? FIRST THERE WAS THE SELF-ESTEEM-DAMAGING-LOSE-WEIGHT-YOU-FATTY AD, AND NOW IT'S THE YOU'RE-A-FUCKING-OLD-AND-WRINKLED-UGLY-BITCH AD! FUCK OFF, LJ. WHEN I CUSTOMIZED MY ADVERTISEMENTS, I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T CLICK A "BOMBARD ME WITH NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINTS ABOUT HOW TO IMPROVE MY APPARENTLY ALL TOO DISGUSTING SELF, PLEASE" BUTTON.

God, I really need some sleep (and maybe a cure for the common cold?)...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzgnite

EDIT: Great! According to another Google ad, I'm just a few clicks away from finding an interracial relationship online! Not an African boyfriend, but an interracial relationship. Screw the actual guy! Pass me the past (and unfortunately still too current) social taboo, please!!!!
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