Title: Diamond Dog Diva
Author: Yours Truly (rockinhamburger
Rating: R
Pairing: Adam/Kris
Disclaimer: This is a really long lie. These are characters based off of public persona, and not accurate representations of real people. No harm or slander is intended. This is just for fun!
Summary: Response to a prompt over at aianonlovefest. Kris Allen is the latest in a string of Personal Assistants Adam Lambert has gone through since winning American Idol. He's demanding; what one might call a diva. But for Kris it's either PA work or street corner prostitution, so he's taking the job. Two hours in, street corner prostitution's looking like the far better option!
Word Count: 10,375 words.
Notes: There's Diva!Adam? What more can I say? :)


( The HR woman looks down at the file on her desk and frowns. 'Kris Allen?' she asks. )

Title: Still Desire You
Author: rockinhamburger
Rating: PG-13 for Chris' potty mouth.
Pairing: Chris/Zach.
Word Count: Roughly 900.
Disclaimer: Not real.
Summary: This is a response to the prompt left on the trek_rpf_kink meme. The original prompt: Chris splits his lip somehow and has to get stitches, and the doctor urges him not to keep licking at it because it could get infected. Cue Chris going NUTS. And making the people around him nuts too. But Zach ends up getting the brunt of it. You can find the original prompt and response here!
Notes: I did my own little spin on the prompt, and to be honest, there's not really a whole lot in here besides some banter, long-suffering!Zach and bitchy!Chris. But it is kinda fun anyway!

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Title: Miscalculations
Author: rockinhamburger
Rating: NC-17, just to be safe.
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Disclaimer: Do not own. Paramount and Gene Roddenberry do; I just play with the characters.
Summary: A fill for the following prompt by the_deep_magic at Sinfest 4: Kirk/Spock first time -- someone manages to slip Spock the intergalactic equivalent of ecstacy. Kirk reeeeally doesn't want to take advantage, but he's got hot Vulcan hands all over him...
Warning: Accidental drug use.
Word Count: 1825
Notes: Nothing much to say, actually! Which is a rarity for me. Hope you like it!


( 'On behalf of the entire community, I would like to apologize to you, Captain Kirk...' )

Title: Five Times Bones Just Knows
Author: Yours truly (rockinhamburger )
Rating: PG-13 for some swearing. Why do I always fail to bring the pr0n when it comes to Trek??
Pairing: Definitely Kirk/McCoy, but it's all in how you read between the lines.
Disclaimer: I - quite obviously - do not own Star Trek. Roddenberry is the genius behind it, and I am but a lowly fan.
Summary: Jim vaguely wonders how he managed before Bones came into his life.
Notes: This is my first Kirk/McCoy fic. I've been working on it here and there for the better part of a month, and I think I like it. I hope you will, too. Unbetaed, unfortunately, so any and all mistakes are mine; please feel free to point them out to me!

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This is a possible 5 Times Kirk/Spock ficlet that I wrote last night. Not sure how I feel about it, so I thought I'd leave it up to my f-list. What do you think?

Working title: Five Times They Felt the Sting of Prejudice (and One Time They Were Surprised By Someone's Acceptance)
Rating: PG-13 (for strong, offensive language)
Disclaimer: Don't own Star Trek.

( Curious? )

So that would be it for now. Thoughts? I haven't really considered what other situations they might find themselves in, but I have a few vague ideas. Please leave a comment if you can!

1. Do you remember your first ever thing you were fannish about as a wee one?

I would say that it was probably Digimon. That was the first show I actively watched and cared about, even going as far as to search online for episode information. I was about twelve years-old.

2. What fandom was your first (fan fic) reading fandom?

That was definitely Digimon! I had yet to discover slash, though, so the goodness of Yamato/Taichi and Daisuke/Ken remained unexplored for many years.

3. Are you very monofannish or a fickle fannish butterfly?

Nah, I gotta have a few fandoms going at a time so I can enjoy other things if and when my main fandom is quiet. I always have one that I'm most devoted to, but I need a few others to tie me over!

4. Did you ever feel really fannish and obsessed about a tv show/movie/book, etc. but without having the desire to write/read fan fic?

I feel that way about most of Joss Whedon's shows. I wouldn't say no if someone linked me to something, but I wouldn't actively search out fic or write any. I adore Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Serenity, and Dollhouse, but I just don't feel like reading or writing any fanfic.

5. Did you ever have a fandom that was totally ruined for you by canon and/or fandom politics?

I think I felt that way about the Harry Potter fandom when it seemed like the Harmony fanatics had stolen the internet for a few months. There was so much wank! It was just excruciating and unbearable, and I think that was when I started pulling away from the fandom.

6. Where were you fannishly in 2003?

Oh, it was all about the Harry Potter fandom! I was obsessed!

7. Where were you fannishly in 2005?

Harry Potter, The OC Slash, and House MD.

I gotta get my ass in gear. I'm so fucking lazy these days, and it isn't good for anyone. I just sit on my ass and listen to music, eat everything in my apartment, and wander around downtown aimlessly.

My Psych fic's still coming along, although I've hit a minor standstill... I did find a link to an introduction of the California Criminal Justice System which gave me some good info, but I still need to figure out what Shawn's attackers can be legally charged with. If anyone here is knowledgable about the criminal justice system in general, please drop me a line. I have a few (i.e. many) questions, like what constitutes as attempted murder. Also about the court process, and how viable it is that an attempted murder case would go to trail, and then how long the trial would go on for. Finally, I need to know in what order the witnesses would called to testify on the stand. When, for example, would Lassiter be called to the stand if he was the preliminary investigator on Shawn's case? Before or after Shawn was called to the stand? Before or after Shawn's (alleged, but not really) attackers?

Man, this is a eally daunting task. Who am I kidding? I'm totally screwed.

So I lost my phone over the weekend. I went to a loft party Friday night, and consumed some (read: copious amounts) of alcohol. As such, I was not entirely in my right mind for a good part of the night. All of a sudden I realized my phone wasn't in my pocket, and then I kind of flipped out. The drunkenness didn't help.

I wandered around the loft searching for a while. Then I ran outside without my jacket, and sprinted the two blocks to the depanneur we went to shortly after I last saw my phone. I couldn't find it, so I started sobbing hysterically and went back to the party. Graceful!

Then my best friend puked all over her shoes and went collapsed sleepily on a mattress on the floor, and another friend of mine helped me search. Eventually I gave it up for lost (in between sobs) and the latter friend and I went back to her place. I slept it off and woke up the next morning feeling incredibly stupid.

BUT.

I have a new phone! It is a pink slide LG, my friends, and it is beautiful. I'm glad I got it because I've been wanting/needing a phone for a while now; the back of the old one kept falling off and getting lost in my room or pocket, and it had many bumps and scratches on it (kinda like me on the day after the party). Still, I will miss that phone, and the various pictures I had on there (the memories!) and all my ringtones. Goddamnit.

Also, I finished my first sculpture project for Sculpture 1, and I'm pretty okay with it. When I get a chance I'll take some photos of it and upload them to here. Fun!

Last night I stumbled upon the greatest Psych fic I've ever read. It's called '1930' and it can be found over at laytoncolt. A must-read if you are a fan of Psych. It's nearly perfect! Additionally, regann updated Occupational Hazards, which I never thought would happen, and it's a dream come true of an update. Now all I need is for Liz (deadlybride to update The Third Law and I will be a happy camper!

Okay, this long post's done!