rockinhamburger: (Ron Weasley)
I would like to share a Twilight link with you. I haven't shared one in quite some time, but this one is so totally fucking worth it. Check it out immediately.

If 'Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting) by Daniel O'Brien.

Trust me, you will not be disappointed.

Just to prove this to you, have an excerpt:

Synopsis

In a sentence, this is a story about Bonita Ingénue a 15-year-old, misunderstood young woman who gets rescued from her provincial, boring life and whisked away to a fantastical world of exciting, sensual, magic and erotic, thick, penetrating whimsy. At the beginning of our tale, she leaves her hometown of Backstory, Massachusetts for the excitement and intrigue of Excitetrigue, Colorado. The kids at her new school are all impressed with how one-dimensional and uninteresting she is and it’s only a matter of time before all of the popular boys ask her out on romantic dates in the hopes of fingerblasting her. Even though Bonnie has her pick of the litter at school, she really has her heart set on Theo, the mysterious boy who lives just outside of town in Dragon Hills. Theo has feelings for Bonnie as well, but he also has a deep, dark secret. A deep, dark dragon secret. He is a dragon.


Yup!
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I have a few awesome recs for Twilight haters:

Whip-smart, funny review of Twilight

and

Intelligent, well-written description of Twilight's sexist qualities

Well worth checking out. The review made me laugh out loud twice.

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