rockinhamburger: (Ron Weasley)
i fucking love artemis fowl. this has been a fact about me for a long time. but i'm currently reading the newest book of eoin colfer's brilliant series. i don't how many of you on my f-list have read artemis fowl, but i really suggest you do so if you haven't. i read the first four books when i was in high school, and the fifth came out the year after i graduated. the sixth came out a few months ago, this one's called the time paradox

can i just say that this book is fantastic? i remember so clearly why i liked the series so fucking much as a teen.

when i was growing up, i was very precocious in my reading. i read quite a lot as a child. i'd started reading chapter-length books by the time i was 6 or 7. everything from animal farm at the age 8, to go ask alice when i was 10. summer sisters and the pigman when i was 11 or 12, owen meany when i was 13. i began reading fanfiction when i was 11 simply because i was sick and tired of reading the crap that was geared toward my age group. when i was in elementary school, i was expected to enjoy the babysitter's club and sweet valley high, when in actuality i thought these series were incredibly dumb and uninteresting. because i was such an avid reader, i put up with them anyway. i mean, i read everything i could get my hands on. as long as i understood the language and the concepts fairly well, i'd read it.

it was, therefore, an absolute joy when harry potter came into being. an intelligent book about a world of magic where the main characters are smart cookies, exploring the world around them and eventually moving on to save that world? my perfect cup of tea.

artemis fowl?

yet another breath of fresh air. artemis, for those of you who don't know, is - when the story begins - a twelve year-old boy genius with a dwindling fortune and a very strong, capable bodyguard at his beck and call. his father is missing, his mother is slowly going mad. in an effort to secure better funds so that he can go on an expedition to russia to save his father (the second book's adventure), he captures a fairy called holly, who hails from haven, the magical underworld that co-exists with our own. the books chronicle artemis and holly's various adventures; at first they are adversaries, but eventually they become grudgingly respectful of each other. but perhaps... there's more between them than meets the eye? the series has some wonderful supporting characters: butler, who is kind-hearted and funny, his sister juliet, strong and bitchin', foaly the centaur, who is a technical whiz, and commander julius root, who is endearingly harsh on holly in an effort to make her into the best LEPrecon [see that? genius!] officer on the map - the first fairy woman accepted to the force).

the dialogue of this series is fresh and funny, smart and non-patronizing. the narrative is.... i don't even know how to explain how impeccable the narrative is. the narrator is practically a character itself, beautifully describing the surrounding setting and revealing the characters' motivations and thoughts to the reader in a truly effective way. finally, the plot itself? always complex, thrilling, and brilliant.

in short, eoin colfer is a bloody spectacular writer, and as i read this book now, i can't help but feel a bit like i'm in high school again (in a good way). i'm reading a book that i CAN'T. PUT. DOWN. i'm reading a book that makes me laugh out loud and tear up a little bit, cheer in joy or cry out in dismay. this is a GREAT novel.

so if you're ever looking for a literary treat, give this one a try. it may be fantasy, it may deal with things you have little interest in, but the writing is an absolute dream, and the story is very compelling. you really should read it.

go. read. i promise you won't be disappointed.



(as an aside, colfer also has a brilliant way of showing how our existence is fucking up the entire planet. there's a fascinating, genius commentary in and amongst this story on the environment and the pollution of it by "Mud Men" as we're called. it's subtle, and it's effective.)

(as one last aside, this book has captured my heart in a way very few have. something has happened in the series that i was convinced colfer would never write. so, life is good!!!!!)
rockinhamburger: (Rachel Maddow)
List of Banned Books

(The bolded books are the ones I've read.)

1984

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Alice series
All the King's Men
Always Running
American Psycho
An American Tragedy
The Anarchist Cookbook
Anastasia Again!
And Tango Makes Three
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Annie on my Mind
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Arming America
Arizona Kid
As I Lay Dying
Asking About Sex and Growing Up
Athletic Shorts
Beloved
Black Boy
Bless Me, Ultima
Blood and Chocolate
Blubber
The Bluest Eye
The Boy Who Lost His Face
Boys and Sex
Brave New World
Bridge to Terabithia
Bumps in the Night
The Call of the Wild
Captain Underpants
Carrie
The Catcher in the Rye
Catch-22
Cat's Cradle
The Chocolate War
Christine
A Clockwork Orange
The Color Purple
Crazy Lady
Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat
Cujo
Curses, Hexes and Spells
Cut
Daddy's Roommate
A Day No Pigs Would Die
The Dead Zone
Deenie
Detour for Emmy
The Drowning of Stephan Jones
Earth's Children (series)
The Exorcist
The Face on the Milk Carton
Fade
Fallen Angels
Family Secrets
A Farewell to Arms
Final Exit
Flowers for Algernon
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Forever
Girls and Sex
The Giver
Go Ask Alice
Go Tell it on the Mountain
The Goats
Gone with the Wind
Goosebumps
The Grapes of Wrath
The Great Gatsby
The Great Gilly Hopkins
Guess What?
Halloween ABC
The Handmaid's Tale
Harry Potter (series)
Heart of Darkness
Heather Has Two Mommies

The House of the Spirits
How to Eat Fried Worms
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
In Cold Blood
In the Night Kitchen
Invisible Man
It's Perfectly Normal
It's So Amazing
Jack
James and the Giant Peach
Jay's Journal
Julie of the Wolves
Jump Ship to Freedom
Jumper
The Jungle
Kaffir Boy
Killing Mr. Griffin
Lady Chatterley's Lover
A Light in the Attic
Little Black Sambo
Lolita
Lord of the Flies
Mommy Laid an Egg
My Brother Sam is Dead
The Naked and the Dead
Naked Lunch
Native Son
The New Joy of Gay Sex
Of Mice and Men
On My Honor
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Ordinary People
The Outsiders

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Pillars of Earth
The Pigman
Private Parts
Rabbit, Run
Running Loose
The Satanic Verses
Scary Stories (series)
A Separate Peace
Sex
Sex Education
Slaughterhouse-Five
The Sledding Hill
The Sleeping Beauty
Song of Solomon (novel)
Sons and Lovers
The Stupids (series)
Summer of my German Soldier
The Sun Also Rises
That was then, This is now
Their Eyes Were Watching God
Tiger Eyes
To Kill a Mockingbird

Tropic of Cancer
Ulysses
View from the Cherry Tree
We All Fall Down
Whale Talk
What my Mother Doesn't Know
What's Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons
What's Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters
Where Did I Come From?
Where's Waldo
The Wish Giver
The Witches

Women in Love
Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women's Fantasies
A Wrinkle in Time


I know, I know! There are so many classics here I have yet to read! They're definitely on my list, and I will absolutely read 'em! Now that I have this list, it'll be loads easier! I'm so glad Ordinary People, my favourite book of all time, is on this list!

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