girl, i'm a sexually attractive man.
that makes me a good artist
this is my new single;
i hope you like it

wealthy men hired me
to sing this song
that they wrote for me
they're investing in
this quasi music video
and they're paying
to get a bid on the radio
yeah they're gonna sell a million
yeah it's gonna go platinum

'cause they'll market this song
to young, impressionable,
and insecure teenage girls...
'cause all you gotta say is
"ohh baby", "i love you",
and "girl, i need you in my world"
'cause they'll market this song
to young, impressionable,
and insecure teenage girls
'cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words

and now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market

hey baby baby i can tell
that you are crazy crazy
shake that ass girl
my rhymes are gettin' lazy lazy
these things i'm talkin' bout have
nothin' to do with the song baby
it doesn't matter
won't you show me that thong baby
that's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009, motherfucker
that's just how it be

'cause they'll market this song
to young, impressionable,
and insecure teenage girls...
'cause all you gotta say is
"ohh baby", "i love you"
and "girl i need you in my world"
'cause they'll market this song
to young, impressionable,
and insecure teenage girls...
'cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words

now i'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know that i'm sensitive
oh yea i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive boy

make money money, make money, make money money...

rich men makin' money off of
their investments
ooh its so sexual baby

girl, i love you so much
i wish we could be together
unfortunately, we can't 'cause
i'm rich and famous, and you're not
but why don't you just go buy my album
...and tell your friends about it, too,
so they also go out and buy it...


jon lajoie
'pop song'



brilliant, right?

and in case you'd like to hear the song:





saw this man live on monday night. he is fucking awesome. you should also check out his song 'radio-friendly song'. and 'wtf collective'. he's got some hilarious social and satirical commentary in all his songs, actually. he's excellent. acquaint yourself!